I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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