sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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