awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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