I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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