Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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