It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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