the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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