still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
