Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Even my vagina gasped.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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