Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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