I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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