it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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