did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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