Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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