After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just gift wrapped bread.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i drank out of a bidet.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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