we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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