The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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