Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
try to milk me bitch
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