i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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