I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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