just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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