i would punch a child for taco bell
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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