i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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