You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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