can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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