he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
