White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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