The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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