maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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