do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
