Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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