I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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