I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
