Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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