I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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