Please, let me fuck your mom
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
smell my finger.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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