Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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