The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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