I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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