dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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