im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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