first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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