When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Randomize