You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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