She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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