who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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