Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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