it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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