I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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