Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Randomize
