Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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