Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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