i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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