Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
