so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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