her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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