Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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