When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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Just high enough for therapy.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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